I was having a little nap on my way to work by bus. When suddenly the driver's music device suddenly began reproducing the most disturbing sounds I've ever heard in my entire life.
I hate you people, stop Rickrolling me. I'm tired of this life. It was all good 'till Rick destroyed it all with his nazi propaganda. *attempts to shoot himself in the head... BOOM... lies bleeding on floor, not dead, fully awake and aware of the pain he is going trough, to paralyzed to finish off the job. As a finishing touch music device at work decides to make a nostalgic top zero, dies a slow painful death*
Afterwards when I's was wathcing ma funeral, grandmother decided to bring a tribute to me by singing 'Never gonna give you up' in church.
Ok the only real part was that of the bus :p